FUNNY BONE PHYSICS

Does String Theory state what to do with broken shoelaces?


Q:  What did one space with no matter say to another space with no matter?
A:  "I'd like a void with you."


Is radiocarbon a dirty wireless listening device?


Quantum physicists say that a particle can appear in two places at the same time.  This happens with me.  Quite often my foot will be on the ground and in my mouth at the same time.


Sound wave?  How does a sound wave when it has no hands?


Is a light year a year with less than twelve months?


I'm in love!  I fell for the Law of Gravity.


How wonderful that atoms do not think like human beings!  Where would we be if atoms did not mix and join and intermarry?