Saturday, June 7, 2014

NOWHERE - A NEW CONDO

Situated in the heart of vibrant nothing, The Unreality Group's newest condominium embodies a raw nonexistent lifestyle.

If you live here, then you enjoy an unscripted neighborhood.  You are just steps away from its cutting edge blank dinning, null music, no-such-thing nightlife hotspots, plus oblivion stores and non-being boutiques.  You can stroll to the non-events held at The Invisible Hotel.  Nearby is the 00.0 acre Null and Void Park which is a popular destination for locals.

Encompassing unlimited suites, the condominium rises to infinity.  Unimagined on-site amenities include a trend-setting party room that has a fictional fireplace and club-style imaginary seating, a dodo bar area, and an extinct kitchen.  The fitness room offers nothing; so there is no need to leave home to find it.

Highlights of Unreality Group's high-quality suites features sky-high ceilings, invisible windows, intangible kitchens, and dinning and living rooms that have no existence.  Prices start at zero.  Move in now.

The Unreality Group has more than a billion years' experience building superb nullities.   For an overview the the company's many fine nullities, close your eyes.   


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