Would you like to go to a funeral with me?
Would you like to get naked with me and sweat?
Are you easier to lay than bricks?
Would you like to come back to my place and meet my bedbugs?
I'm a vegetarian. But I could eat you, you gorgeous kumquat!
Can I bite your neck and suck your blood? No? Okay, can I suck your neck? I promise not to bite.
Can you teach me how to kiss in French?
Wow! You have such lovely eyeballs!
Let's run barefoot through the park until dog shit oozes between our toes.
Would you like to meet for a cup of cyanide?
Would you like to scratch my crotch?
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