"Why did the secret cross the road?"
"I don't know."
"Neither do I. It's a secret."
"How many secrets does it take to change a light bulb?"
"I suppose that's a secret, too?"
"Yeah, how did you know?"
"It's a secret."
A secret walked into a bar and the bartender said, "What will it be?"
The secret said, "I'll have a beer, please, but don't tell anyone."
"Why?" asked the bartender.
"Because," said the secret, "for all we know the beer could be underage."
Does Victoria Secret come from a Family of Secrets?
Do secrets keep secrets from each other?
Do missionaries prefer the Top Secret?
How can James Bond be a secret agent when everyone knows who he is?
"Don't tell anyone that I told you not to tell anyone."
