The following companies do not exist which is all the more reason not to invest in them:
The Justin Trudeau Promise Company
Absolute B.S. Inc.
Air Neverland
The Homeless Financial Group
The Vladimir Putin School of Warmth
The Bank of Atlantis
Nuisance International
Depressed Dragon Power & Utilities
Ashley Madison Monogamy Inc.
Fart Gas & Utilities
Unicorn Unreal Estate Corp.
Satan's Unlimited Miracles
Alien Anal Probes Resources
The Bank of Gary
