The poor aliens who survived the crash in Roswell, New Mexico, in July 1947, learned some hard lessons:
- They learned that their flying saucer insurance does not cover them more that one billion light-years away from their planet. (Earth is several billion light-years away.)
- They learned that they did not have health insurance to cover their injuries.
- They learned that they could not sue the the Law of Gravity for doing its job.
- Finally they learned the dangers of texting while driving.
