Happy Pi Day!

"Happy Pi Day!"

"But it's still Thursday."

"Can I use Pi to fly in the sky?"

"No."

"Why?"

"Because Gravity loves you."

"How long do I have to wait until Pi gets to its last number?"

"When you see pigs flying high in the sky, then check for the last number of Pi."

"I wish Pi could dance."

"Why?"

"Because I love going in circles."

"Why isn't there a Pi parade on Pi Day?"

"I dunno."

"No streets long enough."

If cars ran on pi instead of gas, then you could drive forever without filling up?

"Why doesn't Pi use public washrooms?"

"Why?"

"Because it never has to go."

"Would Pi ever eat pie?"

"No."

"Why?"

"If Pi ate pie, then it would have to go and it doesn't want to start using public washrooms."

"Why doesn't Pi get a job?"

"Why?"

"It's no good at job interviews.  It can't talk."

"Have you ever seen Pi in a bikini?"

"No."

"Figures."

"I know it's still Thursday, but it is also Pi Day.  Happy Pi Day!"

"How can it be Thursday and Friday?"

"Not Friday. PI DAY."

"You better see someone about your speech impediment."