Not All About Wisdom

"The journey of a thousand miles begins with one step."
"Yeah, but who wants to walk a thousand miles?"



"Happiness comes from within."
"Really?  So does shit."



"Sammy Circle says, 'What goes around, comes around.' "
"Sounds like a circular argument to me."



"Socrates said, 'The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing.' "
"Oh yeah?  Well, what does he know?"



"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder."
"Beauty has been there too long.  It's time it came out."



"We rush around too much.  We need to stop and smell the roses."
"But it's still winter."



"When angry, count to ten."
"What if you can't count?"
"One!  Two!  Three--"
"Wait.  Why are you angry?"
"Because you asked me a stupid question."
"Well, I don't like asking you questions that you can't answer."



"Know thyself."
"Thyself?  I'd love to.  Does Thyself live around here?"



"Knowledge is power."
"Think of the money you'd save on electrical bills if that were true."



"Never stop learning."
"Yeah, but what if I have to go to the bathroom?"



"Why did Wisdom cross the road?"
"Why?"
"To escape from this blog."