Not All About Anything

"What did the ground say to the rain?"
"What?"
" 'Thanks for dropping by.' "



"Why did anything cross the road?"
"Why?"
"Because it was there."



"What has two legs, two arms, big hands, fangs, red eyes and eats anything?"
"What?"
"I don't know, but I would hate to meet it."



"What do you get when you cross a pizza with a television?"
"I don't know."
"You get something the monster in the previous joke would eat."



"What do you get when you cross anything with something?"
"What?"
"You get something."

"Knock.  Knock."

"Who's there?"

"Anything."

"Sorry, but you have to be specific.  I don't answer my door for anything."

"Knock.  Knock."

"Who's there?"

"Specific."

"Specific who."

"Specific Ocean."

 "How many light bulbs does it take to change anything?"
"How many?"

"Who knows?  It's never been done before."

"How come there are love triangles and not love circles and love squares?"

"I don't know.  How come?"

"No, silly, it's a rhetorical question.  I wasn't expecting an answer."

"Huh?  It's not Rhetorical.  It's English.  Who speaks Rhetorical anyway?"

"That is a rhetorical question."

"What do you call a toilet that flushes?"

"What?"

"A toilet."

"Has fake garbage been invented yet?"

"Yes, this blog is fake garbage."

"But some would say it is real."

"Knock.  Knock."

"Who's there?"

"The End."

"Oh?  Is that you Jesus?"