Not All About No One

"Why did no one cross the road?"
"Why?"
"Not to get to the other side."


"How many no ones does it take to change a light bulb?"
"How many?"
"No one knows."

"Knock.  Knock"

"Who's there?"

"No one."

"Oh, I guess I must be hearing things."

No one walked into a bar and the bartender said, "Gosh, business is slow."

"What do you call a room full of no one?"

"What?"

"Empty."

No one walked into another bar and the bartender said, "You weren't here before and I can't serve you."

And no one said, "Why not?"

And the bartender said, "Because you don't exist."

Upon hearing that, no one left.

"This blog is short and kinda sucks."

"Don't worry, no one will read it."