Not All About The New Year

"Why did 2018 cross the road?"
"Why?"
"To seek adventure, fame, fortune and chickens."


"How many 2018's does it take to change a light bulb?"
"How many?"
"One because there is only one 2018."


"What will happen in 2018 that has happened every year since time began?"
"What?"
"Now."

"Knock.  Knock."

"Who's there?"

"2018."

"2018?  You're too early.  Come back at midnight on December 31st."

"Where will we be next year this time?"

"On December 29th."

"Right!  How did you know this?"

"I asked Albert Einstein."

"Really?  I thought he was dead."

"He is, but his death doesn't stop him from answering questions.  It just takes him longer to do so."

2018 walked into a bar and the bartender said, "What will it be?"

And 2018 said, "Chickens.  Ya got any chickens?  I crossed the road looking for chickens."

And the bartender said, "Sorry, we don't serve chickens here.  We serve only the brave."