Not All About Geometry

"Why did the circle cross the road?"
"Why?"
"It didn't.  It kept going round and round and round."


One parallel line to another, "Haven't I met you someplace before?"
"No, and we should keep it that way."
"But the fact that I am talking to you means that we are meeting now."
"That funny bone guy is taking artistic license.  We're not supposed to meet.  Now if you will excuse me, I have to go to Eternity.  Why don't you cross the road?"
"Okay."


"Why did the parallel line cross the road?"
"Why?"
"To not meet the other parallel line on its way to Eternity."


"Why did the square cross the road."
"Why?"
"It was stalking a parallel line.  But after a while, it got tired and took a rhombus back home."


A triangle sat in a bar having a drink.  A guy came up to it and said, "Aren't you acute triangle?"
And the triangle said nothing because triangles can't talk.


"How many geometry students does it take to change a light bulb?"
"How many?"
"All of them if doing so gets marks towards the final exam."

"Knock.  Knock"

"Who's there?"

"Trapezoid."

"Trapezoid who?"

"Trapezoid and all the other zoids will come after you."

"Why is geometry conservative?"

"Why?"

"Because there are no left angles."

If this blog was a hex and it suddenly disappeared, then people would say, "Hexagon."