Not All About Bad Advice

"Why did the bad advice cross the road?"
"Why?" 
"To see whether anyone would follow it."


Save water by never flushing the toilet.


"Why did President Donald Trump cross the road?"
"Why?"
"He was following bad advice."


Always give up.


Bad advice walked into a bar and the bartender said, "You don't belong here. What are you doing?"
And the bad advice said, "Hiding.  There's this man with funny blond hair following me."


Always tell the truth.

"Knock.  Knock"

"Who's there?"

"Bad advice."

"Bad advice who?"

"Bad advice isn't funny in a knock-knock joke."

Worry.  Worry.  Worry.  At the end of your life, you don't want to be on your deathbed saying, "Gee, I wish I had worried more."


"What's bad advice when it comes to changing a light bulb?"
"What?"
"Leave the light bulb and change the house."


Don't work for things; wish for them.

"Knock.  Knock."

"Who's there?"

"Bad advice."

"Again?"

"Er-uh-sorry.  I forgot I wasn't funny in a knock-knock joke."

At the end of this blog, take off your clothes and run around in the nude.