Not All About Pillows

"Why did the pillow cross the road?"
"Why?"
"It was collecting chicken feathers."


"How many pillows does it take to change a light bulb?"
"How many?"
"Two.  One to change the bulb and the other to cross the road looking for chicken feathers."
"Uh?  That doesn't make sense."
"And pillows changing light bulbs does?"


"What do you get when you cross a pillow with a rock?"
"What?"
"Something that's hard to put your head on."


A pillow walked into a bar and the bartender said, "What will it be?"
And the pillow said, "I'll have a beer, please.  And could you pour it with no head?  I'm tired of heads."


"What do you get when you cross a pillow with a floor?"
"What?"
"Something soft to walk on."


"What did the pillow say to the bed?"
"I dunno."
"It said, 'I didn't know that we can talk.'  And the bed said, 'We can't.' "


"What do you get when you cross a pillow with a pillow?"
"I dunno."
"Another pillow."


"What did the pillow say when it touched a duck?"
"What?"
"It said, 'I'm feeling down.' "


"What do you get when you cross a road with a pillow?"
"A soft road?"
"No.  You cross a road with a pillow and you get to the other side."