Not All About Fire Extinguishers

"Why did the fire extinguisher cross the road?"
"Why?"
"To extinguish a chicken on fire on the other side."


"How many fire extinguishers does it take to change a light bulb?"
"How many?"
"Two.  One to change the light bulb, and the other to spray it for no reason."


A priest, a rabbi and a fire extinguisher walked into a bar and the bartender said, "Wow, this is going to be an interesting joke!"

"What do you get when you cross a fire extinguisher with a fire hydrant?"
"What?"
"Something that sprays a dog when it pees on it."


"What do you call a fire extinguisher mounted on a wall?"
"I dunno."
"A fire extinguisher."


"This will be an interesting joke?" said the fire extinguisher to the bartender.
"Yeah," said the bartender. "I can't wait to hear it."
And the fire extinguisher said, "Well you won't hear it because this blog is over."