There Ought To Be A Law . . .

There ought to be a law against people picking their noses in public.


It should be illegal for toilet paper, in public washrooms, not to have a starting point.


People should be arrested for completing the crossword puzzles in newspapers before I have a chance to do them.


Cavities should be prohibited from getting near teeth.


Bad smells should be banned.


It should be against the law for weapons to own people.


When it rains, water should be prohibited from causing wetness.


Unless invited, death should not be allowed anywhere.


Garbage should be prohibited from showing up in blogs.