Explore time and watch things evolve. Join us as we use Professor Tumtarch Archibald Snottlesnook's tour-bus time machine, to go back before history happened and watch things such as the evolution of Donald Trump's hair.
Cost: Suggested Donation - $1,000,000.00
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Take a trip down Memory Lane . . .
No, forget it. No one knows where Memory Lane is.
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Explore poverty, disease, and crime in a ghetto. See life from the other side. Experience the thrill of being ill and poor and forced to lead a life of crime. 
Cost: Whatever cash and valuables you have with you.
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Explore space. Join us as we wander aimlessly through empty spaces in silence seeking the meaning of nothingness. Make sure to bring a blank stare.
Cost: Your sanity
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Explore this blog! Come along as we start with the title at the top, Some Tours, and then slowly read our way down occasionally laughing at the blooger's great wit and spelling ability. And then we end up HERE, where the tour ends, and we return to our lives as far better people because we toured this blog.
Cost: Free
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