Some Helpful Tips

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Always put food in your mouth before you chew it.


It's good to breathe out after you breathe in.


Always turn on your computer before you use it.


Keep your fridge door closed except to remove or put in food.


Never use a key ring when getting engaged.


Never use a dustpan to dust.


Unless you are looking for a modern-art design, never use your hands to paint a room.


Walnuts are good.  Keep away from floornuts.


Never use toilet paper as stationery.


Never close your eyes while reading.


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