It's All About Blue Monday

"Why did Blue Monday cross the road?"

"It was looking for a job?"

"No, it was following Sunday."

Blue Monday walked into a bar and the bartender said, "What will it be?"

And Blue Monday said, "Have you seen Sunday? I thought I saw it come in here."

"Yes," said the bartender.  "Sunday was here yesterday, but it left.  Now, what can I get you?"

"I'll have a beer, please," said Blue Monday, "but make sure that the glass is half empty."

"Why did Sunday cross the road?"

"Sunday?  But I thought it was all about Blue Monday."

"It is all about Blue Monday with a little digression. "So, why did Sunday cross the road?"

"I don't know."

"To go to the Church of Holy Chickens."

"How many Blue Mondays does it take to change a light bulb?"

"How many?"

"None.  Blue Mondays like the darkness."

"What's that?"
"It's darkness to end this blog."

"What a depressing ending."

"Hey, it's Blue Monday."